[rlmorel]

I would never, ever put a piece of steak into a microwave, unless it was already cooked and I was making a quick steak sandwich or something.

Who would do that to a steak?

Reminds me of this:

(to be fair, I kind of like hawaiian pizza if done with decent Canadian bacon...:)

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Reminds me of this:

Mmmm...pineapple on pizza.