[Hot Tabasco]

Real life isn't the same thing as old-man fantasizing.

If you can't remember the first time you got laid then you're probably still a virgin.....

[AnotherUnixGeek]

If you can't remember the first time you got laid then you're probably still a virgin.....

If you're keyboard-fantasizing about being back in high-school and getting laid by your teacher, you're probably the virgin. It's never too late to grow up.