You are not the right flavor for him, anyway.
This is a very one-sided article, as are practically all of the ones published by these British rag online newspapers. They seem to revel in showing the sleazy negative side of American society, with their constant unrelenting emphasis upon criminals and deviants, as though U.S. society has some sort of monopoly on these kinds of creatures. The truth is deviancy and criminality exist in every society in every country on earth, but you’d never know it just by reading what these biased and yellow journalists insist upon publishing.