No red and green?
Ok...how about blue and white...maybe one of those 8 candle candlestick thingies.
That ought to trigger the crap outta some of them.
What a load of absolute garbage.
Every year some idiots somewhere imagine someone somewhere is a quivering ball of triggered angst over Christmas.
IF, in fact they are, too bad.
Send her some candy canes if you really want to trigger this woman.