With bullets made of platinum
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
-Hilaire Belloc, "The Bad Child's Book of Beasts"
Posted on 11/06/2023 10:42:58 AM PST by BigFreakinToad
I took an Amazon cruise that went by Escobar’s old estate but never saw any hippos.
Hippo’s kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. People on this side of the world like them because they’re cute.
I watched an animal show about these hippo’s. They’re breeding in the wild now and taking over a river. They’ve got to go.
Perhaps those Hippos could be dropped in the rivers to battle the 4 legged ones
Hippo mean is supposed to be good. There must be options.
I mean, aren’t people hungry in Venezuela?
Sound like a good movie card for a side B sci-fi drama with C list actors
Thats the rare gapped toothed black Hippo.
That would be a Battle Royal!
Did you know hair weaves can be used to make Numchucks?
maybe hippo ribs was what Fred Flintstone had
The errant apostrophe. My personal irritation.
Maybe that is where the term “when $h!t hits the fan” comes from
arm pit hair too
oh well, the sun will still rise tomorrow
Hippos don’t belong in South America. They have no natural enemies so they’ll breed like rabbits. Yes,I think that they should either be killed or moved to Africa. Of course moving them to Africa would be damn expensive...so death is the only reasonable plan.
According to Peter Capstick hippo filet is some good eating.
Goo goo g’ joob
How the U.S. Almost Became a Nation of Hippo Ranchers
In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”...
With bullets made of platinum
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
-Hilaire Belloc, "The Bad Child's Book of Beasts"
While it’s apples and oranges, we have a feral pig problem. Same thing, they breed like crazy. Least Hippos stay close to water, pigs go everywhere, bulldozing along away.
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