[Tell It Right]

10. Take them for a ride in your scratched up 20-year-old 4X4.

11. Tell them your income (often lower than Californians'), but don't tell them how low the cost of living is in your area.

12. Tell them you love football, pause a few seconds, then follow it with how much you hate soccer.

13. Tell them how many kids you have.

[gitmo]

14. Show them the deer heads on your wall.

15. Say “Y’all” in every other sentence.

16. Serve grits with your meal.