Ahem ahem. *more throat clearing* ahem.....
Isn’t there someone else you forgot to thank for those beautiful doughnuts? If it were not for my extraordinary strength and resistance, you would have but a few crumbs with zero frosting.
You’re welcome.
Dearest Judy, how can I be so crass as to not recall with incredible alacrity your selfless devotion to your fellow Train riders, in not decimating the still warm donuts made for this morning’s break of fast?
Forsooth, I am filled to overflowing with regret of such incredible magnitude, that I despair that I can ever overcomethe self-loathing that encompasses me at present.
I declare to the heavens that the magnamomous self-restraint exhibited by you in the face of such a magnitude of temptation, will certainly never be performed by me in the face of a similar largesse of BACON.