Posted on 10/31/2023 8:31:18 PM PDT by Jane Long
Good morning, lysie!
Doughnits and coffee—what’s not to like!
Wow—you were up early this morning!
Thank you!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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BIDEN SHOULD DROP ALL OF THESE FAKE POLITICAL INDICTMENTS AGAINST ME, BOTH CRIMINAL & CIVIL. EVERY CASE I AM FIGHTING IS THE WORK OF THE DOJ & WHITE HOUSE. NO SUCH THING HAS EVER HAPPENED IN OUR COUNTRY BEFORE. BANANA REPUBLIC??? ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
CROOKED JOE BIDEN IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!
Dec 21, 2023, 2:15 AM
Ahem ahem. *more throat clearing* ahem.....
Isn’t there someone else you forgot to thank for those beautiful doughnuts? If it were not for my extraordinary strength and resistance, you would have but a few crumbs with zero frosting.
You’re welcome.
Hey there IM!
Good to see you - how are you feeling?
Never mind, I can answer that. You’re asking Washington to stop lying, so you’re obviously delusional with something!
;)
Dearest Judy, how can I be so crass as to not recall with incredible alacrity your selfless devotion to your fellow Train riders, in not decimating the still warm donuts made for this morning’s break of fast?
Forsooth, I am filled to overflowing with regret of such incredible magnitude, that I despair that I can ever overcomethe self-loathing that encompasses me at present.
I declare to the heavens that the magnamomous self-restraint exhibited by you in the face of such a magnitude of temptation, will certainly never be performed by me in the face of a similar largesse of BACON.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Crooked Joe Biden is the Insurrectionist because he let millions of unknown people come recklessly and unchecked through our insane “Open” Border, let a war begin in the Middle East and Ukraine, Weaponized our DOJ & FBI, SURRENDERED in Afghanistan when we could have left with dignity and strength - the most embarrassing event in the history of our Country, and is destroying America with the GREEN NEW SCAM!!!
Dec 21, 2023, 1:42 AM
Shawn Farash ❌🐻
@Shawn_Farash
DEAR DEMOCRATS:
The Democrat Party was, is, and will always be the party of slavery, racism and oppression. They are the party that founded the KKK and fought against the Civil Rights movement.
They are the party who’s candidate (Joe Biden) spoke at a funeral of a KKK leader Robert Byrd.
It goes on, by the way.
Your party hates Jews, and carries the SWASTIKA around at “Ceasefire” rallies. Your party accepts money from a Nazi collaborator, George Soros, to win elections.
Your party believes exposing children to porn is “acceptance.”
Your party believes males can get pregnant.
Your party is a disgrace.
8:17 AM · Dec 21, 2023
Lololo oh exit. You are one funny guy. So glad you’re on our train, even though a nice crispy strip of pork is rarely found by the rest of us on any given morning. We still love you.
Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorello
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TSA just scanned my face to make sure it matched my ID.
Illegal migrants breaking into our country don’t have to prove they are who they say they are when they’re going through TSA.
They’re allowed to flash their unvetted DHS paperwork and off they go.
Here!!! Here!!! Kind agent!!!
Good morning everyone.
Good morning, Dolly!
Hey Sarge, like’n the guts and jabber comments etc. But I am a sucker for fake news that fulfills my fantasies, like Behar, now I am bummed.
I guess I am late, somebody must have snuck the bacon filled ones.
Ditto that for Washington state, the next one is gonna be even WURSTER, if you can imagine that.
Oy ve,norsky!
Even Allah thought that was funny!
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