Sperm donation group? I’m trying to keep a straight face. Will there be regular meetings? Will they schedule a sea cruise? Battle ribbon? Standard tattoo? Legal aid to avoid child support claims? Will the shoulder patch be a modified “Big Red One”? Maybe they will meet next door to the AA meeting place. Locally, the AA guys meet next to a tavern and adjourn to it to relax from the stress of the meetings and confessions. Will confession to the Popester be required. Will they take pictures of the donors? How about the demanders? Can I be on the panel that tries to rule out the liars?
I’m gonna hurt myself if I keep this up? too bleeping funny
It’s my new dating angle - I’m pure-blooded, bay-bee!
It won’t work, but I’ll feel extra manly next time I’m in a situation where it could actually matter.
Then again, I avoid such situations these days. I’m no spring chicken.
Sea cruise?
Love...
Exciting and new...
COME aboard...
We’re expecting you..
We need to be careful what we ask for. We might turn into reversed Handmaids Tale. We could get captured and milked like sperm cows.