BREAKING: Trump campaign responds to #Bootgate, calls it the ‘Kiss of Death’ for DeSantis
Mike Dukakis riding a tank in an oversized helmet with his name carefully printed on a piece of masking tape (like how a Mom would do if she sent her first grader to school with a raincoat).
Howard Dean's creepy primal scream after losing the Iowa caucus, in a ill-fated attempt to rally his supporters for New Hampshire.
Jeb Bush's pathetic "Please Clap" request after delivering an anemic speech to a New Hampshire audience. That cringe-worthy moment effectively ended his campaign.
Now we have DeSantis, in super-creepy fashion, teetering around in cowboy boots that look like a pair of six-inch stilettos are shoved inside of them and declaring he is 5'11" when he clearly is not.
Nobody should really care if DeSantis is 5'8" or whatever he actually is. It was DeSantis, or his handlers, that decided on all this fakery to make him seem taller than he actually is.