While Alzheimer’s affects most older people, it’s a fact that leftists get Alzheimer’s about twice as often as conservatives. Although, having a voting disorder is more a symptom than a cause.
The Leftnick leaders know their electorate is suffering from Alzheimers and have become foot-dragging zombies. In order to help them be reliable voters, they fix their ballots so they get their vote right. Now with vote-counting machines, all they have to do is fix the machines. Alzheimer’s has been cured.
/sarc.