[Larry Lucido]

It was just a Long Island ice tea.

[dfwgator]

Three cheers for the bus driver
Bus Driver, Bus Driver

Three cheers for the bus driver
Bus Driver, Bus Driver, man

He drinks and he smokes
And he tells dirty jokes

So, Three cheers for the bus driver
Bus Driver, Bus Driver, man

[lee martell]

“..not immediately identified..”

[bigbob]

With today’s brats, totally understandable.

[4Runner]

Since not identified by the authorities, I pick “What color is the bus most black female bus drivers drive?” for $200.00.

[Dalberg-Acton]

I don’t blame the driver.

[HighSierra5]

What a selfish man. He should have shared his booze with the kids.

[sasquatch]

My eighth grade algebra teacher kept a pint in the bottom drawer of his desk. All knew and no one cared. He was a good teacher but did sweat a lot. A few would borrow a nip on occation.

[Az Joe]

I was a schoolbus driver. I used to smoke cigars between schools. I’d lay it on the drivers window ledge when the kids were on board.

One of them found it & turned me in. Little shit

[CFW]

Considering the behavior of the little “darlings” these days, I’d probably drink as well if I were a bus driver.

[moovova]

Well...it was five o’clock somewhere.

[Vaduz]

Otis moved back to Mayberry.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Bus Driver Terminated After Caught Drinking While Taking Long Island Students Home

"Party Bus"