Michelle Obama enjoyed a star-studded day out on sea off the coast Italy...
Which is why he won’t be the next president. He is enjoying living the high life out of the spotlight.
> Which is why he won’t be the next president. <
Given the right odds (maybe 3 to 1) I’d bet on this:
DNC: We want you to run for president in 2014.
Michelle: No, just no. I’m lazy. That would take way too much effort.
DNC: But only you can stop that evil racist Trump. And the Deep State will do all the real work. You can just be our noble queen. Smile and wave.
Michelle: Well, okay!