#7: "[Barr] can go sit on his bagpipes mouthpiece."
I have no doubt that late at night when nobody is around, Barr does just that. He anally pleasures himself with the mouthpiece and "toots a tune" through it.
16 posted on 09/28/2023 4:22:44 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie
(Lord, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)