Wow!
I wonder if the software ejected him?!?!?
Flight continued??? OMG
And yeah, domestic air traffic control radar would have like ZERO chance of getting a skin paint off that aircraft.
The mystery deepens.
Premature ejectulation
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Blowing canopy, away you go....