[Bernard]

I remember that it snowed once in San Antonio while I was in basic at Lackland AFB. Some of us had to explain to the southerners what it was.

So by the time I got to Shepard for tech school and it snowed there, most people had an idea what snow was. Wichita Falls; 85 degrees during the day and snow overnight. The world travelers among us explained that the weather there was because there was nothing more than 2 stories tall between us and the North Pole, so when the wind came down from the north in February you could smell the moose poop,

[Texas resident]

I lived in Amarillo for a couple of years. There was an expression there that there was nothing between the panhandle and the north pole but barbed wire fence.

[suthener]

“Some of us had to explain to the southerners what it was.”

That’s hilarious. Were you with a bunch of retarded people? You know, of course, at your level of intelligence, that it snows in the south sometimes, right? Even us idiots in far, far south Alabama get snow sometimes. We don’t look at it and go, “whut the heck is that white stuff falling from the sky”. We pretty much know what it is.