Ok .... we could try that
Let's see ... we’’ll need a DIE department before we start hiring workers..
At least 3 giblts with degrees in gibliting .. and because they have student loans in the 50-100$ range we'll need to pay them pretty good.
I suppose we will have to make sure all the boxes are “green” .. so we will need an environmental compliance dept ..
At least 3 metro woke urban social warriors ... hmm pretty expensive also .. high student loans ...
And our OSHA compliance dept ... hmmmm
I'm starting to see a problem here ...
Looks like student loans could be a leash ... something to reach out into society and tether people to the government .. sort of nudge policy goals and steer culture and business.
hmmmm .... maybe I'll just leave my #$$%s scattered around.
and it's not so bad in that box when I'm thinking .....
Screw that, we’ll get ‘em made in China.