Here’s my bike, Jane.
It’s coated with Swarovski crystals.
Yes, yes, I know that it will blind other drivers but a girl’s just gotta have her bling.
Now I just need to find a crystal-coated trailer for my guineas.
YEEEE-HAAAWWW!!!
That’s not a bike, that’s a scooter.
But it’s a lovely scooter, pax.