Nowhere near that.
Intellectually challenged people such as yourself have no idea of the nuances of the things that I mentioned.
Fortunately, when you were born, they tattooed "nI ehtaerB, tuO ehtaerB" on your forehead, to help you in case you forgot.
That is the best you can do? Seriously, if you do happen to have a university degree, I think you have good reason to ask for your money back.