“Cornwall Blues Legend ‘Bigger Than Beatles’ Dies Aged 76”
Uh huh. Never ‘eard of ‘em.
Who? I can’t even find “The Stray Dogs” on Spotify.
Oh, sure, Jimmy Appudurai-Chua. Yep, he was bigger than the Beatles all right. I remember him selling over 300 million records, and his millions of screaming fans, and hearing his songs on the radio all the time. No, wait, I don’t remember any such thing.