[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I have been to several NAMM shows in recent years and it has always stunned me to ponder How many Thousands of guitars the world can actually absorb,

[Fido969]

I might have room for a few more. I have my eye on a really nice Rickenbacker.

[T.B. Yoits]

...it has always stunned me to ponder How many Thousands of guitars the world can actually absorb,

This.

Although they're almost like firearms where you need different models after winning the lottery.

-Electric
-Acoustic
-Twelve String
-Bass
-Baritone
-With locking tremolo
-Without tremolo
-With single-stack pickups
-With humbucker pickups
-With stacked humbucker pickups
-Slide guitar
-Mandolin-guitar
-Guitar with a compound neck radius
-Guitars with differing neck radii
-Guitars with different wiring options such as treble bypass
-Guitars with serial / parallel switches
-Guitars with tapped pickup coils
-Double neck guitar 12 and 6
-Double neck guitar standard and baritone
-Double neck guitar standard and slide
-Double neck guitar standard and octave neck
-Double neck guitar baritone and bass
-Double neck guitar standard and bass
-Guitars with double cutaways at the neck
-Flying V guitar
etc.

...and just when you think you've played some variations, you see a video of Justin Johnson playing a 3-string shovel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-ltPsbw9g

[Organic Panic]

First Fender acoustic I ever bought the neck broke while tuning. There was a knot in the heal that was an obvious manufacturing defect that should have been seen. They demanded I paid to have it repaired and ship it at my expense to and from the factory. Was going to cost as much as the guitar. Never again will I buy one of their garbage products. It just takes one issue to totally turn a fan of a company to one who despises them, me. Especially after their conspiring with Obama to take out Gibson.