[Vehmgericht]

General Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf has announced that Ukrainian troops have reached the outskirts of Moscow. Ukraine only needs a few more billion.

[adorno]

Ukraine only needs a few more billion.

And they'll get those billions.

In fact, with another 100 billion they can march into Moscow and take over the country in less than a year. Then they'll go south and take over China and the whole of Asia.

See how easy that is?