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Penguin at Edinburgh Zoo Promoted to Major General in Norway Army
Euronews Weekly ^ | 22/08/2023 | Joshua Askew

Posted on 08/22/2023 4:45:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 08/22/2023 4:45:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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The Norwegians are masters of dry humor!


2 posted on 08/22/2023 4:57:20 PM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: nickcarraway

Let’s hope he doesn’t put out a book advocating heterosexuality as normal. If he does, he’s toast.


3 posted on 08/22/2023 5:00:40 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: nickcarraway

The very model of a modern Major General.


4 posted on 08/22/2023 5:12:36 PM PDT by Chad_the_Impaler
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Penguin at Edinburgh Zoo Promoted to Major General in Norway Army

That's nothing.

Here in the U.S. we promoted a brainless A-hole to president of the country.
5 posted on 08/22/2023 5:13:38 PM PDT by adorno
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe he can say to his cousin Jerry Nadler the penguin.


6 posted on 08/22/2023 5:18:29 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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Would need to be a Trans-penguin to get that kind of deal from the US Navy .


7 posted on 08/22/2023 5:22:38 PM PDT by bigbob (Q)
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Isn’t a trans-penguin actually a chicken?


8 posted on 08/22/2023 5:35:12 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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“Most decorated”? What possible service medals could the penguin have earned?

Does the scribbler of this puerile non-story even know what “decorated” means?

Wow.


9 posted on 08/22/2023 6:23:07 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn)
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“Most decorated”? What possible service medals could the penguin have earned?

Does the scribbler of this puerile non-story even know what “decorated” means?

Wow.


10 posted on 08/22/2023 6:23:08 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn)
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I only hit *post* ONCE, I swear!


11 posted on 08/22/2023 6:24:01 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn)
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I dont believe it.


12 posted on 08/22/2023 6:28:30 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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Probably still be a better leader than the 0bamanite Generals and Admirals in the Pentagon.


13 posted on 08/22/2023 7:24:51 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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14 posted on 08/22/2023 7:38:25 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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15 posted on 08/22/2023 7:50:08 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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16 posted on 08/22/2023 7:51:45 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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17 posted on 08/22/2023 8:16:43 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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To: nickcarraway

What’s he doing?
Standing there!
I can see that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E


18 posted on 08/22/2023 8:26:45 PM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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but does it outrank Caligula’s horse???


19 posted on 08/23/2023 10:54:59 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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GFQ


20 posted on 08/23/2023 11:31:28 AM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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