[crusty old prospector]

Lubricant? TMI.

[CurlyDave]

Lubricant? TMI.

Even worse, what happens when they put that recovered lubricant back on the shelf?

Who would buy it knowing it had been in the pants of a human petri dish?

[xp38]

The items found in Goodreau's backpack, including a watch, lubricant, a portable charger and headphones

From Dr. Strangelove....Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!