[Leaning Right]

That’s nothing. Check out this mystery animal I spotted in the New England woods last fall. Some of my friends think it’s a zombie. Others think it’s a female Bigfoot.

All I know is that I’m still having nightmares over it.

[Boogieman]

I’d say from the pale skin and dark clothing it was a vampire, but then it wouldn’t be walking around during the day. Ghoul maybe.

[17th Miss Regt]

Others think it’s a female Bigfoot Bigfat.

Fixed it.

[Bounced2X]

That’s nothing. Check out this mystery animal I spotted...

Woods witch?

[Sawdring]

Wasn’t that Hillary at Fort Macy park?