[ChicagoConservative27]

I will give you time to guess...

[Ann Archy]

No need, but normal name three me off.

[SaveFerris]

Guess? Well, here goes......



Am I close? Did I win a new car, err, buggy?

[NohSpinZone]

The kidnapper could not drive stick shift so he had to recruit a 50-year-old to so it. Is that so Millennial or what? 🤦‍♂️

[VTenigma]

as well as hitting up a strip club and a Foot Locker

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I can guess from here.

[Brian Griffin]

Amigos neuvos de Biden typically come from countries where kidnapping is common.

[Brian Griffin]

“At least 1,600 people were treated at Avant Gardner for intoxication or “altered mental state” — a condition often tied to drug use — from 2018 to mid-2022, Gothamist’s investigation found.”

https://gothamist.com/news/concertgoers-demand-changes-outside-brooklyn-mirage-after-recent-deaths-kidnapping

[TangoLimaSierra]

“And that’s why there are $6000 worth of charges on my credit card, honey.”

[Fiji Hill]

The court set his bond at $1 million, but he was later released after he promised to appear, according to court records.

Released on his own recognizance for kidnapping? Unbelievable!

[Libloather]

Did Mike, at least, enjoy the strip club?