Posted on 08/14/2023 6:58:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Mountain Dew: works as well as bleach to wipe out evidence.
Thugs all over blue cities will be stealing all the Mountain Dew cans and bottles from store shelves.
Words to live by.
She is just doing what suburban women will legalize in a decade...
Lovely modern women.
Many are caught,
Dew is chosen.
Then there was that bank robber a few years ago ago who was surprised to have been caught, because he thought the lemon juice he had applied to his face would have made him invisible and therefore unidentifiable and even uncatchable.
Fool!! Everyone knows that you use Dr. Pepper to wash away DNA. Mountain Dew is for fingerprints.
Not too slow for a 76er. 😂👍
Diet Mountain Dew? DIET? The dedication and professionalism of hit persons has clearly deteriorated since I...wait, what forum is this?
“Wait! Does that actually WORK? Asking for a friend. ;)”
Rub a little Mountain Dew on the belly during pregnancy and the woman will pass a male child effortlessly.
1. Looks like she was trying to create a “dew” identity.
2. When life hands you lemons, she goes for the Dew instead.
3. She believed in “Dew”-ing the crime scene cleanup herself.
4. Clearly, she thought Dew would be the ultimate crime-solving refreshment.
5. “CSI: Citrus Soda Investigation” taking things to a new level.
6. Must’ve been a Dew-or-die situation for her DNA.
7. The real question is, did the Dew help with her alibi fizz-ness?
8. When Mountain Dew becomes the latest forensic trend.
9. The case of the Dew-tective: cracking crimes one soda at a time.
10. She’s taking “carbonated fingerprints” to a whole new level.
11. Looks like the Dew’s out for justice.
12. When you’re not just thirsty for a drink, but for a crime-free life.
13. “Honey, pass me the Dew, I’ve got some cleaning to do” – A murderer’s motto.
14. Sip by sip, she thought she could wash away her troubles.
15. The Dew-s and Don’ts of evading capture.
16. When your roommate is “Dewn” for the count, it’s time to roll out the forensic fizz!
She thought the cops were gonna dew her in.
She was overdew for a fight.
She will be dewly punished.
She told the cops she wasn’t dewin anything wrong.
She was attempting to undew the crime.
She is a dewsy.
🤣😆🤣😅
She is a dewsy.
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This one gets my vote lol
She was gonna dewk it out with the cops.
She was dewmed from the start.
She tried to dewp the cops.
But the cops did their dewty.
She was trying to escape
but the cop said to her,
“No can Dew!”
Don’t know. She didn’t think to give the Treatment to the dead body or to the knife. If it does, indeed, “work” she would have to have washed the body and the knife and the Mountain Dew bottle, too, for a start.
Coke can shine up tarnished silver and copper, too. It can also dissolve small kidney stones. I use Coke for lots of things but not as a recreational drink at all.
She’s well over nine on the crazy axis, roughly a six, at best, on the hot scale. Deep, deep in the no-go zone.
RUN when you see TATTOOS....especially on the NECK!
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