“Father Take No Crap” sounds like a cool character.
He would probably spit in disgust at what is going on.
Had a Jesuit chemistry teacher like that. One day before class I was lighting the Bunsen burner valve jets on fire, with no burner attached. For some reason I ended up on the floor. I later pleaded with the principle that it was a simple misunderstanding of how the equipment worked. Five demerits latter I was on my way.