Maybe the whale was a homo looking for a hookup. Fire Island after all...
Reminds me of a joke from about 40 years ago:
Q: How did the whale get AIDS?
A: He was rammed in the tail by a ferry.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waiter.
Beat me to it! Fire Island is where the AIDS epidemic got it’s start in the 1980s. And it was a Brokeback, er, that is Humpback whale!
Only 2 communities out of twenty-something are gay.