Posted on 08/11/2023 10:09:37 AM PDT by McGruff
In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to investigate the Biden's and then cover up all their crimes.
"I have given Mr. Weiss full power and authority to investigate Hunter Biden and the Biden family. We must conduct a thorough investigation so we can know which crimes to sweep under the rug," said Garland. "After a thorough inquiry, Mr. Weiss will be in charge of destroying all evidence, bringing no serious charges, and granting Hunter Biden immunity forever. He is a man of the utmost integrity and I trust him to do this job to the best of his ability."
The new Special Council will be given access to all damning evidence of corruption and bribery against the President, which he will retain and then destroy. All remaining witnesses will then be invited to a surprise paddle-boarding party at the President's beach estate.
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It can’t be satire when it is true.
Writing articles as satire is the last method available under the first amendment to report truth.
In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to investigate the Biden's.
That alone would tell you that it's satire.
Cong Matt Gaetz got it right
<><>says that the House should demand Smith appear before the Congress
<><>require Smith to “give a transcribed interview to House Judiciary in the next 15 days”
<><>or face a subpoena
<><>if Smith ignores the subpoena, Congress should hold him in criminal contempt.
<><> so if AG Garland refuses to support the Congress’ contempt referral,
<><>Garland will have made himself vulnerable to impeachment.
Yes.
Plausible deniability.
They can claim non-partisanship.
Truth.
You're right - powerful...
Weiss has already proven he can’t be trusted.
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