“Back in Okinawa, when I was a cable installer, I remember helping Sputnik scientists discover Antarctica. We were all riding sandworms down Hollywood Boulevard on the Jupiter moon of Ganymede, and suddenly a big shoe began harassing us and calling us Plebian Architects. Well obviously, I wasn’t having any of THAT, so I drew a chain link fence on the hindquarters of a plenary Compsognathus and stole it’s earring! Well, you have never seen such a mess! There were transistors and coffee cups EVERYWHERE. But I won a piñata, and wore a spangenhelm with a big meatball on my clavicle, and I proved that my bishop was a bouncing sign from Orlando!”
You are forgetting “the strawberries”.
Ah...
The strawberries.....