While also cleaning out my underpants.
But I don't think I would be trying to explain that miracle to the press if only because I don't know exactly where God got involved and/or where it was just pure coincidence.
As an example of what I mean, I know some people who would declare, "It's a miracle!" just because they had a safe drive across town. They may be right, but when most people hear that (believers and non-believers), they think these people are escapees from the state mental asylum.