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Man In Italy Killed By 25,000 Cheeses
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| 07 August 2023
| John Ensor
Posted on 08/07/2023 4:30:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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If only he was wearing a mask.
To: nickcarraway
I’m ashamed of myself for laughing so hard.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:31:42 PM PDT
by
bimboeruption
(Trump = The best President since Washington. )
To: nickcarraway
it could potentially be a defect in the system that handled the cheeses, Ya think?
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:33:24 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
The last thing he said was, “Cheeses!”
To: nickcarraway
He was trapped under debrie!
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:36:09 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
The tragic incident unfolded due to the shelving collapse, though the actual causes remain unknown I blame the weight of the 25,000 cheeses.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:36:56 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(It's not a government. It's a criminal enterprise. Fear it, but do not respect it.)
To: bimboeruption; dfwgator
He’d still be alive if he sold ricotta?
To: nickcarraway
Heaven forbid if it was sharp cheese.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:40:18 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: bimboeruption
Imagen my embarrassment when I found out I was wrong and read it wasn’t from eating 25,000 cheese wheels!
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:40:47 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
(“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
To: nickcarraway
Giacomo just didn’t cut it.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:41:37 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: nickcarraway
Everything considered, and not to make light of it, but if I were to choose a way to go, getting killed instantly by falling cheeses would be a top option.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:41:42 PM PDT
by
buwaya
(Strategic imperatives )
To: dfwgator
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:43:38 PM PDT
by
bleach
(If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
To: nickcarraway
He didn’t have a gouda day.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:48:48 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: HartleyMBaldwin
The way Wallace would want to go.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:49:07 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
To: nickcarraway
Guy dies, we just get jokes at his expense.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:53:06 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: nickcarraway
Somehow, the mice are behind it…..
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:54:41 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: nickcarraway
Should have worked in Monty Python's Cheese Shop.
Customer: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Wenslydale: Finest in the district!
Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
Wenslydale: Well, it's so clean, sir!
Customer: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:56:19 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: nickcarraway
Root cause?
Cows.
No cows and that 75-year-old would still be alive.
Same as with gun deaths. No gun makers, no deaths by guns.
Root cause of the millions crossing the Mexican border? Still not known until Kamala finishes her report.
Circling back, cows need to become extinct, because without them, there would be no global-warming or climate change. So, cows? Deadliest animal ever.
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posted on
08/07/2023 4:56:56 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: nickcarraway
Cheesy story.
He probably ate himself to death.
Gouda stoty and I’m sticken to it.
5.56mm
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posted on
08/07/2023 5:05:06 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
To: M Kehoe
Story
Fat fingers with cheese spread all over them.
5.56mm
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posted on
08/07/2023 5:06:15 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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