[Paul R.]

I had a large vulture drop its “load” right on my windshield, as I was tooling down a busy Interstate, some years back. It looked like an instant curtain coming down. Talk about your vision impairment! The “splatter” covered almost my entire windshield. Best I could do was quickly hit my emergency flashers and gingerly pull off, hoping there was no obstruction on the shoulder. Then use about half the reservoir of wiper fluid.

Well, at least that wasn’t in my hair!

[NautiNurse]

I appreciate your story. We have pelicans frequently dropping their massive loads onto vehicles driving highway speeds over bridges. Fortunately, pelican diets are full of Omega-3 fish oil. E-Z cleanup.

As for the twice in one day experience, my hair was still wet after shampooing out the first dropping when the second one got me. Rough day.