EEGator wrote: “I could only read some, then it wants me to subscribe.”
That isn’t the original column, it’s a paraphrased but the gist is there.
Some lines in the orignal column:
- To my wife: Get an attorney, I already have.
- I intend to buy a yacht in Bimini and staff it with bleched blonde bimbos.
- In other words, I intend to live the hedonistic life you rubes wish you could.
Personally, My prostate says I’m too old for bleached blonde bimbos in Bimini.
LOL, I’m young (enough) and single, so bring on the skanks! :)