[Brian Griffin]

Amendment XXV Biden:

The house committee is called to order. The first cabinet officer we will be gathering information from is Attorney General Merrick Garland.

Attorney General Garland, do you think Joe Biden is suffering from dementia?

Attorney General Garland, do you think Joe Biden is mentally capable of making the complex and difficult decisions a president must make?

Garland can either say Yes or No.

If No, Joe Biden will have difficulty avoiding a criminal trial on the grounds of mental incompetence.

If Yes, Joe’s cabinet might send him packing.

I would have the committee call Garland first because I’d love to see him locked up in a cell for perjury.

[know.your.why]

Garland can either say Yes or No.

One thing I've learned (just by observation) is that when ANY politician is asked a 'YES' or 'NO' question...even when specifically requested to answer as such, the one universal thing that they do not EVER do is answer 'YES' or 'NO'. Oh sweet Jesus...Alejandro Mayorkas...impossible...im-poss-i-ble to get him to answer Y/N. Mayorkas will give you a dissertation if you ask him "are we there yet".