That's very, very nice of you to offer. But stars are very, very hot, I know this because I touched one once and go a burn. So please, can I be a habitable planet instead? It would be so nice.
Klaatu barada nikto, in order To Serve Man some Chinese food, because you'll only be hungry an hour later. Maybe fried squirrel?
We have lots of squirrels on these threads.;-)