Send me $1,000 and your book manuscript and I’ll make you a star! Please include fuzzy photos of UFO’s and aliens if you have them.
I am sorry to inform you that I have no "fuzzy photos of UFO's and aliens."
Mine are all clean-shaven and as crisp as the CRISPR technology allows.
Being all super-hush-hush secret, I know that the whispering Chinese from whom I received this critical information should remain nameless because revealing my sources would compromise something. Or the other. So they say, when they say it.
Best uncritical wishes.
WT the Extraterrestrial