[dfwgator]

If a man is alone in the woods, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[RoosterRedux]

If a man is alone in the woods, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

LOL

Even if he's wrong, his life is peaceful.

[Pearls Before Swine]

If a man is alone in the woods, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Are you married?

[nicollo]

If a man is alone in the woods, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

While on its face, your question would seem to be epistemological, it is moreso ontological -- until it goes to court, at which point it is merely alimoniological.