[Leaning Right]

I am now faking data to show that the Universe is being slowed by Climate Change. See the graph below.
I expect a Nobel Prize in Physics by next year at the latest.

[MtnClimber]

I am sure global warming is causing clumps hydrogen gas to undergo thermonuclear fusion in our galaxy and that we are harming other galaxies the same way, faster than the speed of light.

[Vaduz]

If you don’t get the Nobel Prize I’m sure the media is willing to offer you a job.

Good luck