I suggest you find some dictatorship you can take over. Lil’ Kimmy is a slacker by your standards.
Or as a Drill Instructor in the United State Marine Corps, men that I admire.
It would be interesting to watch your behavior as a recruit trainee. Could you make the grade as a sworn-in recognized defender of the Constitution?
(written by a machine gun squad leader honorably discharged in 1962 after 6 years of service)