[dfwgator]

Do you want me to start reading some poetry?

[Billthedrill]

Ah, Vogon poetry. The best.

[lefty-lie-spy]

Find your towel first.

[adorno]

Do you want me to start reading some poetry?

Sure, but only if comes from Alpha Centauri. The poetry on Earth is boring.

[Conan the Librarian]

Only if you promise that your small intestine will climb up through your neck and throttle your brain.

I have heard that this is an increasing problem for budding Vogon poets as they are evolving into a “intestine” driven race that will protect the galaxy from the effects of Vogon Poetry as a whole.

:OH Frettled Gruntbugg....ARGHGHGHGHGH!”

[Larry Lucido]