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Jim Cramer could not find his own junk if he had a map to it.

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Cramer reminds me of the old trial attorney joke:

“If you have the law on your side, use the law.

If you have the facts on your side, use the facts.

If you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.”

Cramer is a table pounder and arm waver—laughable clown.