"HEY LOOK, UFOS!!!!!
If UFO’s have the power to get people to forget about all the problems you mention, shouldn’t this be in Breaking News?
HEY LOOK, HUNTER LEFT A BAG OF COCAINE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
Naw...didn't work. Voters aren't that stupid (but some Freepers are).
Thank you for you insightful contribution, Phillip Klass.