Ha.
Those unprecedented solar emanations lashing at the Earth every few days can adversely affect internet and linked surveillance system cameras. Then something could happen without being recorded.
Kudos to you, sir. Now a state technocrat or administration spokesperson or op-ed writer for the NY Slimes can wrap climate change, solar panels, a possible suicide-by-murder and the defense of minor-attracted individuals into one perfect transsexual ball of postmodern yarn. Or maybe just a yarn.
The DNC and Obama's kids will get "write" on it. :)