I get really confused sometimes when the Bee starts reporting real news.
Understandable.
I chose the Bee for three reasons:
I wanted an absolutely truthful, particularly humorous, ridiculing headline, with no particular truth in the article.
I needed the General/Chat forum and Humor to allow me to fib for effect (as in "Fire For Effect") in my comments, which is required for The Bee on FR.
I wanted to generate interest in Jim Caviezel's important cinema release.
I didn't anticipate so much desire for "swift, final justice" from commenters, I should have.
Your comment about the Bee's headline is correct, it is real news.
The confusion is my fault, not yours.