As PJ O’Rourke wrote
“How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink”
I love most early PJ O’Rourke stories, also in this vein is “They High Speed Performance of Pick-up Trucks” which mirrors much of my friends’ and my redneck activity up north. I was sad when he passed away in the last 2 years or so, but not sure how Hillary got his vote.