Haha - try moving to Murray, KY. Heat index peaked @ 126 deg. F yesterday.
OTOH, @ my friends’ place in Plainfield, IL, yesterday, they maxed out @ 84 deg. (air temp.) and only 90 deg. heat index.
If you live south of, say, St. Louis, Somebody’s flipped on summer and then some.
Do you live in Murray? I graduated from MSU in 1972. I love Murray, and have been back several times. I’d move there for retirement immediately; but, my wife wants to stay near Atlanta.