Earth Tilted: We’ve Pumped So Much Groundwater That Earth’s Spin Shifted

Scitech Daily ^ | JUNE 20, 2023 | By AMERICAN GEOPHYSICAL UNION

[voicereason]

I’m sure the scientists that have claimed to deduce this fact, also have a solution…for the right amount of money.

Yet where is the mention of the poles themselves shifting, which has been actually verified?

[Rennes Templar]

It’s toilet flushing. Ban them. Latrines for all!

[GreyFriar]

I think it is the weight of the number of people living north of the equator. So many people there that the planet is capsizing.

[mistfree]

“or perhaps because Americans are obese.”
It only affects the wobble if they got fat eating stuff from the southern hemisphere. Well the earth wobble:)

[markman46]

from 1993 to 2010 only, what happened from 2010 to 2023 ummm
and models show bs again, pumping ground water causes sea levels to rise bs.

[antidemoncrat]

Are they sure the tilt wasn’t cause by all the bullshit politicians spew out every year that piles up in DC?

[SunkenCiv]

Same thing happened with Guam.

[GreyFriar]

That was my inspiration.

[SunkenCiv]

It’s entirely populated by the Guamish.

[sasquatch]

Domino effect.

[SuperLuminal]

Following this absurd logic, if we ignore decoherence, this will mean that Mars & Venus will have their spins altered as well...

[Red Badger]

We’ll just create more Q-Bits to balance them out again................

[Obadiah]

Um, the first law of thermodynamics applies here, but don’t tell liberals, or the scientists seeking more funding.

Pffft....

[joethedrummer]

The really sad thing is - how many people will swallow this as the gospel truth???

“…PLEEEEEEASE!… tax is more!!!! Save us from ourselves, oh glorious politicians!…”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

They said the same when the THREE GORGES DAM was filled.

[BatGuano]

Those, “authors,” are a bunch of comedy writers rounded up in Korea, Australia and Texas.
The spoof of “Groundwater mass redistribution” is better called, “POPPYCOCK!”*

I know when someone is putting us on and this is it!

* polite term for bullshit.

[SunkenCiv]

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[Signalman]

This might explain why last year Vegas had a summer that what cooler than usual and, so far, this year it’s been cooler than usual.

[Red Badger]

So, instead of 110°F it was 103°F?......................😎

[I want the USA back]

It’s actually the effect of Guam tipping over and capsizing into the ocean.