Nice house you have here in Scarsdale.
Where did you go to school?
Oh, I attended public grade school in Brooklyn.
Haha. I was in the play L'il Abner, as a Scarsdale scrag!
I did live in Scarsdale, though...in an apartment on Garth Road...nothing fancy at all...
...and took 2 public busses to school in New Rochelle - Iona Prep (only freshman year there).